You know you live in Los Angeles when you find out the child you’re baby siting is one of the children of a Counting Crows band member…
(Source: simplyaesthetic)
Mom: Hey, do you want my old Mac desktop?
Me: ...You don't want it??
Mom: Nah, I don't like it.
Me: ......................YES
(Source: viewfromthetent)
I had an excellent dream last night
so excellent that when I was awoken at 8:30am, I continued to try to sleep until 11am to get the dream back…It didn’t come back…
[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(Source: fridaylooser)
(Source: obsessed-over-weddings)
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
(Source: blondeoxygen)
My family is irritating me beyond words……and I’m trapped…..





