Mom: Hey, do you want my old Mac desktop?
Me: ...You don't want it??
Mom: Nah, I don't like it.
Me: ......................YES
seabois:

Summer Underwear by Nina Leen, 1949

seabois:

Summer Underwear by Nina Leen, 1949

(Source: laurelsandlemons)

You know you live in Los Angeles when you find out the child you’re baby siting is one of the children of a Counting Crows band member…

nbcemployee:

the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship

(Source: foodtrucker)

I had an excellent dream last night

so excellent that when I was awoken at 8:30am, I continued to try to sleep until 11am to get the dream back…It didn’t come back…

sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.

Source: A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh  (via capturebeautiful)

(Source: dulcetdecember)

My family is irritating me beyond words……and I’m trapped…..